Backup Groomsman
APPLY AS A BACKUP


A Backup Groomsman is always worth the investment.
Flowers die. (Get plastic ones.) Your reputation is for life.

You will be able to choose from five of the features below:

  • height
  • accent
  • singleness
  • ability to dance with small girls on shoes
  • clout among kinsman
  • rate of food consumption
  • amount of expert pickup lines to flatter guests
  • gift quality
  • like wowness
  • facial hair
  • color of vest
  • douche bag block
  • quality of smile
  • celebrity look-a-likes
  • toasting ability

    ... and many more!


Play the video below for a fun two minute introduction on how to best select your Backup Groomsman or skip the video and choose your Backup Groomsman now!
Look away. This is boring legal jargon. Backup Groomsman is a beta product. We are not responsible for the intoxication level of our Backups. Any damage done on the plane or on the wedding grounds will be billed to the client. This is absolultey not a joke if you have enough money. If a Backup cannot be found by your deadline or if he ends up not being reliable, we will immediately outsource the job on elance. If your Backup does not arrive at the agreed upon time, we will email you a good excuse you can use with your guests. Absolutely no refunds. Any coupon codes you find online are fake, especially if they use words like "save" or "discount." All Content © 1337 by Nathan T. Baker.